1.别被往昔的阴影束缚，因为它已然消逝，别让现实中的重负压垮你，因为未来还在等待着你的去探索。
2.娶一个像她这样的女子吧，她不必倾城倾国，只需能让你倾家荡产即可。
3.如何迅速识破一个女生是否有男朋友？真是一招妙极！
4.“跟不喜欢的人相处是什么感觉？”“连辣条都不愿意与他分享一半。”
5.只有离开了错误的人，你才能遇见真正适合你的另一半。
6.每当年终考核，这张图总能引起轰动。
7.若不尝试购买，永远不知道自己运气多么糟；若不借钱给人，永远不会明白自己的社交圈子有多广；若不勇敢告白，你将永远无法知晓自我多么丑陋。
8.电风扇是人类最好的伙伴，我曾问过电风扇：“我长得丑吗？”那机器默默摇头，一晚上都没有停息地摇动着它的金属身躯。
9."美丽的话语"一旦脱口而出，就立刻失效了！
10.every person has their other half, please don't force his other half out of him; giving others room is saving your own reputation.
11.if a man doesn't have six packs or more on his abdomen, why should he ridicule the figure of other girls?
12.the one who needs a prince to save them is the princess; it's the queen who saves the world.
13.i can proudly tell you i'm great even when i'm at my most miserable and helpless state.
14.each time in class, silently gazing at teachers without understanding what they're saying - as long as you're happy with that!