1.别被过去的阴影束缚，因为它已经成为了历史；不要与现实抗争，因为你还需要前进。2.娶一个像她这样的女人吧，即使不像倾城之美，也能让你倾家荡产。3.如何迅速判断一个女生是否有男朋友，真是一招鲜！4."跟不喜欢的人相处是什么感觉？"“连辣条都不愿意和他分享一半。”5.离开错误的人才能遇到正确的人。6.每当年末，这个图总能再次爆火。7.如果不花钱，你永远不知道自己运气有多差；如果不借钱，你永远不会知道自己人缘有多糟；若不告白，你将永远不知道自我价值有多低。8.电风扇是人类最好的伙伴，我问电风扇，我长得丑吗？风扇默然摇头了一整晚。9."太美丽的话语，一旦出口便过时！"10.everyone has their other half，请不要逼出他的另一半，给他留点余地，就是为自己攒着人品。11.if a man doesn't have six-pack abs, why should he mock other girls' bodies?12.needs a prince to save the princess, but it's the queen who saves the world herself .13.i can proudly tell you how great i am even when i'm miserable and helpless .14.every time in class, just silently looking at teachers while pretending not to understand anything; as long as you're happy, that's fine with me!
